Double Disagree to Disagree week!!!!! Toner complains about people who say “my best friend” Yea I know, I’m still waiting for a real complaint too. Then he defends tribal face tattoos (admittedly bad ass) and Westboro Baptist Church (admittedly not bad ass) I bring the hypocrisy known as the gluten sensitivity to light. Then I have to defend Lars Ulrich and Jar Jar Binks. (I’m still sick to my stomach from these)
The Brisket Bandit has been caught!!!!! Yes, I am as sad as you all are. In other news, I talk about that shitty excuse of a Joker that Jared Leto was prancing around as. Toner talks about his distaste for making Vs. movies.
So this week, Toner bitches about copper mugs. Yeaaaaaaa. Then he defends dumbass selfie sticks. I bring in the biggest waste of time in all of “science”, cryptozoology. Stop looking for mythological creatures you fucking idiots. Then I defend the much maligned 911 conspiracy theorist. Nasty Nick, beloved audio engineer, tells us about 2 guys who went on an awesome 11 mile journey that every man should have on their bucket list.
On this week’s episode, I bitch about how Easter Egg Hunts have become an “everyone gets a trophy” horseshit then defend (without a satirical slant) bleeping out swear words (again zero satire involved) Toner complains about the misuse of jumbotrons and defends the worst clothing item in history, the dreaded onesie. Nick, the audio ENGINEER, satiates everyone craving for more bandits with an all bandit news segment.
So Episode 4 is here along with the website!!!!!!! Below is the link to the website that you can use to listen to the podcast. We are also finally on iTunes so you can subscribe to us on TalkShoe and listen to us through iTunes. This week, Toner expresses his dislike for Airbus and their ability to go on autopilot….similar to how he was on this episode. Toner then defends the horrible Indiana Religious Freedom Act. I talk about the scourge of all the wallets of frequent bar goers, bar tabs I then defend minivans (super exciting). Nick brings in news about the bane of my existence, Sasquatch
Episode 3 is upon us. I argue as to why ticket scalping is an outdated concept and shouldn’t have so much ire directed at it. Then Toner decides that defending a ball sold on the soon-to-be nonexistent Skymall (surprise surprise) is a reasonable topic. Toner tries to give an explanation as to why you shouldn’t be allowed to listen to music while the pilot gives those mandated speeches before take-off. Then I make him defend the scourge of all bar hoppers, karaoke. Nick lets us all know that in Minnesota, you can spank your pud into a co-workers food and coffee and get away with it in a court of law. Check out this weeks episode at podcast.complaintdept.fm Follow us on twitter at @complaintdept15 Make sure TO GO VOTE AND LEAVE COMMENTS about this week’s episode and spread the word of The Complaint Dept.
We survived through the 1st episode!!!!! This week, I fight for all of us allergy sufferers and the lack of sympathy that we receive. Also I prove that chop sticks do have practical uses even though some people (Toner) can’t figure out how to operate them like a full-grown adult. Toner brings in a way to reform the death penalty and makes an argument for the worst traditional holiday meal that exists, corned beef. Nick finds another bandit that is shitting on the establishment. Check out this weeks episode at podcast.complaintdept.fm Follow us on twitter at @complaintdept15 Make sure to go vote this week and spread the word of The Complaint Dept.