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Episode 17

We’re back and bringing 2 episodes with us!! Episode 17 is the lost episode that we hinted at in Episode 18. In this episode, I bring in people who called people sheeple. These people are better known as self-absorbed, conspiracy theory assholes who think they all know something that the rest of us don’t. Toner brings in the trifecta of Apples to Apples/Cards Against Humanity/E-Cigarettes because he was completely unprepared and had absolutely nothing to talk about.

Episode 16

After a short, unintentional, sabbatical, we’re finally back in business. This week, Toner brings in the proper response to someone saying thank you. Then he proceeds to sound like a pompous fuck for 15 minutes. Then in defends roofies. I bring in the most objectively horrible piece of clothing, foot prisons a.k.a. close-toed shoes #freethefeet. Then Nick thought it would be cheeky to have me defend Shark Week. Real clever, Nick. Also, Nick brings in a new segment/competition.

Episode 15

This week, Toner goes off about his hate for Confederate heritage. Yeah, take your love for a bunch of traitor losers and shove it straight up your sanctimonious ass. Then I bring in 2 complaints! We go back to Kyle’s etiquette school and teach you idiots how to be go co-pilots on long car rides. Stop fucking falling asleep and being a shitty navigator. Then, against Toner’s best efforts, I get to bitch about one of my longest standing complaints, Shark Week. How many years do you have to watch the same fucking thing about sharks until you have finally gotten bored with it?

Episode 12

So this week, I’m speaking to all women out there on behalf of all men. PLEASE stop inviting us to your baby showers. Coed baby showers are the worst. Toner brings in Silk Road. I can’t believe I’m about to say this but he actually brought in a bunch of research as well as a good explanation. I, on the other hand successfully made myself out to sound like a dipshit libertarian. Nick talks about some stupid aliens.

Episode 10

This week, it is all complaints, all the time! We our proud to have our first guest, Jodi. In addition to having Jodi on, Nick also brings in his first complaint. That’s right. On The Complaint Dept, we don’t just give you a taste, we give you the entire fucking cake factory.  Nick brings in the centuries long con known as weddings. Jodi talks about the scourge that is sweeping across the country anti-vaxxers. I wish we developed a vaccine to eradicate these dumb fucks. Toner is sick of being sized-up next to 18 inch dildos. I call out the current “health” trend/pyramid scheme, It Works Global.

Here is the gift card the Smokey Walnuts sent us.




Episode 9

One episode away from double digits!!!! Basically the most unimpressive milestone ever. This week, toner complains about the massive annoyance that are songs that have stupid dancing directions. Then he valiantly defends his weird infatuation with farting in crowded places. I prove that you are all suggestible morons that have been suckered into thinking gift cards are acceptable gifts.The I defend the awesome clothing known as man thongs.

Episode 8

Double Disagree to Disagree week!!!!! Toner complains about people who say “my best friend” Yea I know, I’m still waiting for a real complaint too. Then he defends tribal face tattoos (admittedly bad ass) and Westboro Baptist Church (admittedly not bad ass) I bring the hypocrisy known as the gluten sensitivity to light. Then I have to defend Lars Ulrich and Jar Jar Binks. (I’m still sick to my stomach from these)

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Episode 5

On this week’s episode, I bitch about how Easter Egg Hunts have become an “everyone gets a trophy” horseshit then defend (without a satirical slant) bleeping out swear words (again zero satire involved) Toner complains about the misuse of jumbotrons and defends the worst clothing item in history, the dreaded onesie. Nick, the audio ENGINEER, satiates everyone craving for more bandits with an all bandit news segment.

Episode 5: Disagree to Disagree

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